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Dear Snowflake,
Why do you wear your sunglasses indoors. Seriously, it's not that bright in the mall. You don't look cool!

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Submitted on 2010-03-25 10:31:07 by Missy - Chicago, IL

Dear Snowflake,
Please, pull up your pants. You look like an idiot with your pants falling down. I do not want to see your boxers.

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Submitted on 2010-03-25 10:26:58 by Lars - St. Louis, MO

Dear Snowflake,
I don't want to talk to you! Why does everyone always want to talk? I talk at home, at work, basically all day long. If I don't know you then please don't talk to me. It's probably the only time all day I'll have some piece and quiet.

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Submitted on 2010-03-19 15:20:58 by James - Chicago, IL

Dear Snowflake,
Nobody wants to hear the conversation you're having while standing in line at the grocery store. Knowing that Annie is a bitch because she was flirting with your boyfriend doesn't change my life. Talk a little lower next time - in fact, pay attention, pay your bill and talk when you're finished so we can all get out of here.

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Submitted on 2010-03-19 15:07:30 by Shopper - Naperville, IL

Dear Snowflake,
Do you think I care that you didn't call me back? It saves me the agony of telling I didn't want to see you again.

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Submitted on 2010-03-19 15:01:41 by Sweetie - Tampa Bay, FL

Dear Snowflake,
The lines in the parking lot are there for a reason. If one of the lines is under your car then that's a problem -- just like the mark my key made across your door.

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Submitted on 2010-03-19 12:38:24 by Mike - Dearborn, MI

Dear Snowflake,
Please stop putting on makeup while you drive. Nobody cares how you look.

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Submitted on 2010-03-19 12:28:50 by NibRock - Orlando, FL